Mosga Radio News

Mosga Radio News was a series of posts by Heer on a longstanding GoKridan forum maintained by Mosga, in the style of old live radio broadcasts.

MRN (Mosga Radio News) ... It's a War I tell you, It's a war! ...
BROADCAST no:1

MRN: This is Mosga Radio News reporting from Rainbow Maiden World. Is this the begining of another War campaign initated by Eclipse aginst the peaceable people of Rainbow Maiden.

The Eclipsian thugs are indiscriminately attacking men, Women, elderly, and children while the go-krida universe remains indifferent to the suffering of a peace loving people.

An interview with MRN was declined by Barabus (one of Eclipses foremost generals). He visciously attacked our Harold Jacobson, one of our best war correspondents. (Barabus threw a stone at him, causing injury to a vulnerable part of his anatomy - he will remain infertile for life).

We spoke to Karuna, a leader of a nomadic tribe caught up in the struggle for freedom.

Karuna: We are a peace loving people but we are no cowards!. We will fight to the bitter end. A battle won without a real challenge is a coward's victory.

MRN: For how long will the Go-Krida universe remain 'eyes glazed over' as its wonderful worlds and peoples are destroyed one after the other like a domino effect.

War Correspondencts Team - Mosga Radio News, Rainbow Maiden World.



MRN (Mosga Radio News) ... The Eclipsian Regime perfects cloning! ...
BROADCAST no:2

MRN: Dr. Bulshoi, head of the Creature Cloning Project(CCP) confirmed today that his research team of 86 strong, based at a research facility near the south eastern region of Rainbow Maiden World have finally managed to clone a new breed of War-mongering creatures.

It is alleged by the orthodox scientific community that the DNA source for cloning was extracted from Barabus's bum fluff. Prof. Huggsley (Green Portal Academy, RM) claims that Dr. Bulshoi's team have used a degenerate specimen of DNA that would not traditionally be considered safe. It may create creatures with neurotic dispositions, which may evetually develop severe anti-authoritarian tendencies.

Dr. Bulshoi denies the employment of any such unethical practices claiming the scientific community is merely attempting to undermine his scientific achievements, 'it's professional jealousy!', he shouts.

We spoke to Mr. Nimbus (Head of EDRF - Eclipsian Defence Research Facilities) A recently created post.

MRN: Mr. Nimbus do you think it is sensible to promote the use of a technology when serious doubts persist concerning it's safety? Prof. Huggsley's report implies that these creatures may be completely uncontrollable.

NIMBUS: As long as the little blighters can do a good malee swing, pillage and kill ... who gives a damn! With that said, he excavates for green gold and flicks it at our correspondent.
(leaving our correspondent all red in the face).

Science Correspondent - Mosga Radio News, Rainbow Maiden World.



MRN (Mosga Radio News) ... Trust Your Elemental Horoscopes ...
BROADCAST no:3

Mystic Betty: The horoscopes for this moon (an Earth moon) are;

...SKY...
The sky really is the limit for You this moon. It is a good time to initiate new projects and alliances.

...METAL...
You possess bags of energy, but it is not an inexhaustible source, take a break, maybe something less physically intensive like prunning your Tungsten Gardens.

...LEAF...
There is a gross imbalance of leaf spirits in the mortal worlds (we need more), the ones that are here, are suffering the brunt of this imbalance. Go on visit your local Earth temple and rejuvenate your spiritual vigor.

...WATER...
The Rainbow Maiden Luna Eclipse is considered to be a bad omen. At times like these the amphibious ablities of Water Spirits is sought. Prepare yourself for an adventure and save our worlds.

...EARTH...
Work! Work! Work! Your construction skills will be put to the test as an increasing trend in aesthetically pleasing architecture over functionality is on the rise. After all it is an EARTH moon this moon.

Mystic Betty - Mosga Radio News (Rainbow Catastrophe Broadcasting Corporation)



MRN (Mosga Radio News) ... Strange Lights in the sky ...
BROADCAST no:4

MRN: Unexplainable phenomena have being occurring on Yellow Moon, it has captured the imagination of the go-krida universe. Our correspondent Janikah was given exclusive rights to visit Yellow Moon.

Janikah: Access to the Yellow Moon Earth Temple has been restricted for over one moon now. Lady froggy of Yellow Catastrophe has been seen making several visits to and fro but has refused to give satisfactory explanations, claiming Yellow Moon administrative officials have got matters under control and that security issues being addressed are unrelated to the lights phenomena, the peoples of Yellow Moon need not be concerned.

However, peoples of the surrounding, mainly rural areas, are claimingto have seen enormous pilars of coloured Lights emanating from the Temple last moon. Arandeus, a violet farmer, said the phenomena started last moon and lasted for several days. Several mysterious looking men on horseback have been seen entering the Temple and leaving it when the lights phenomena had ended.

Zarin, a physicist who had been allowed in the Temple, to investigate the strange illuminations, said the lights seen were just builders welding material together with force bolts and that the dust storms that had occurred over this period were responsible for the effect. He said: "the dust particles carry the force bolt lighting into the air, a completely natural phenomenon, well known to physicists."

The 'Avidian Society' a spiritualists organisation claiming the spirit of God had taken form and fulfilled an ancient prophecy, The Binding of 'HALLOW FIVES MONOTONY', were denied access to the Temple.
They have been camping out here ever since the phenomena had begun. The Avidians have been labeled as a bunch of quacks, a group of archeological academics who have fallen out with the establishment over their beliefs.

MRN will keep the go-krida universe informed of any further developments.

Janikah - Mosga Radio News, Yellow Catastrophe on Yellow Moon.



MRN (Mosga Radio News) ADVERT ... Dud Busters! ...
BROADCAST no:5

Do you have a 'dud infestation'?
Is that vacant 'eyes glazed over' look making you want to advance force bolt them out of the go-krida universe.

* Music *

... When there ain't no space to charge the Earth
... Who ya gonna call!

... When there ain't no space to build a fence
... Who ya gonna call!

... DUD BUSTERS!...DUD BUSTERS!...DUD BUSTERS!

... When there ain't no space to ...

* Music Voice-Over *

Go on, make that call. Call 'Dud Busters' TODAY!


Advertisement Division, Mosga Radio News - (Rainbow Catastrophe Broadcasting Corporation)



MRN (Mosga Radio News) ... Mystic Betty in coma ...
BROADCAST no:6

MRN: Mystic Betty was found unconscious outside a rave venue in Black Grotto. Dr. Jayah of Black Grotto Hospice was able to give us his first diagnosis.

Dr. Jayah: It seems as if Betty had been mixing alcohol with drugs, 'Violet Wine' and 'SEED' (active agent iso-Aungalamine, a powerful hallucinogen, extracted from desert farm seeds) not exactly your average pick-me-up. Successive exposure to this lethal cocktail can lead to rapid brain cell death, a condition known as hypomagism, also brought on by combat neurosis. I think this is the case with Betty. She may recover tommorrow,next moon or never, it is impossible to predict.

MRN: The whole media community was shocked upon hearing this news. No one could have known that the squeaky clean image Betty portrayed on radio, had been contrasted with a self-destructive carefree lifestyle in reality. It is not clear whether "Trust Your Elemental Horoscopes" will continue on air or whether a new presenter will replace Betty.

Raidarh, Mosga Radio News - Black Grotto.



MRN (Mosga Radio News) ...NEWSFLASH... Flying Spell Project ...
BROADCAST no:7

MRN: Our correspondent Janikah on Yellow Moon has been investigating sightings of Unidentified Flying objects near the Earth Temple Area at Yellow Catastrophe. Now over to Janikah for the full details.

Janikah: Interesting sightings have been seen near a remote area of yellow catastrophe (Area 15). Rumours have been spreading amongst the rural farming community that the Yellow Moon Defence Department (YMDD) may have developed a FLYING SPELL, I have always wondered what those up and down navigations buttons were for. I was able to trace Ban Lea a Flying Spell Test Pilot who had worked at area 15.

Ban Lea: By the time i was about to leave working at Area 15, the 'Flying Spell Project' had virtually met all its research objectives. A working flying spell prototype had already been cast and thoroughly tested. I even got to fly with a fully working version. The project is probably in full swing now, churning out FLY SPELL squadrons for militiary test flights - I think it won't be too long before domestic and commercial versions are seen in high street stores.

Janikah: I can't wait to try those up and down buttons, ooh!, I am all excited.

Janikah - Mosga Radio News, Yellow Catastrophe on Yellow Moon.



MRN (Mosga Radio News) ... Ding Dong! the wicked Eclipse is dead! ...
BROADCAST no:8

MRN: Eclipse is attending another propaganda event being held at Rainbow Maiden. An event sponsered by the conglomerate 'Eclipsian pharmaceuticals'. There are rumours that a terrorist attack, by the nomadic freedom fighters associated with Karuna, is imminent, as several other civic visitations attended by Eclipse have been targeted by this same group. Now over to Vaisayakar at Rainbow Maiden.

Vaisayakar: This is Vaisayakar reporting from 'the under 16's talent contest' being held at the 'InterWorld Dragon Hippodrome', Black Sea, Rainbow Maiden. It has been alleged that the nominations were fixed so that Eclipse's protege 'Odd Bod' (nephew) could win the first prize.

Members of the Avidian Society outside the premises perimeter are protesting against the numerous inhuman acts committed against the peoples of Rainbow Maiden. The Avidian Monks and nuns are chanting out aloud:

* The Avidians chanting *

Avidia Aviol Fae Karunae!
Avidian Aviol Fae Karunae!
Avidius Tey Eclipsium Dorm Avius Fae Karunae!
Avarjahnee raminae alfyder Fae Strebenus!

Vaisayakar: We think the Avidians are chanting in an ancient language, only approximately translatable by our researcher Dr. Joseph Shaarik (an archeologist and linguist). Dr. Shaarik can you translate whats being chanted?

Dr.Shaarik: Yes, of-course, I can make an attempt.

...Hail to thee, Ethereal Warrior, Fire-light Karunae!
...Reset the balance, Ethereal Warrior, Fire-light Karunae!
...Send the Dark Metal Warrior into choas, Karunae!, Fire-light-Warrior.
...The Avenging Angel, servant of the Ethereal Lord, The Greater Fire light Strebenus!

Vaisayakar: Thank you Dr. Shaarik. It has just been announced that 'Odd Bod' has won the first prize and has been requested to sing the winning song:

* music: A waltz rhythm begins and an ugly looking squirt with jug ears breaks into song *

When I was just a little boy
I asked my uncle Eclipse, "What will I be?"
will I be an unformer?
Will I be a gate builder?
Will I be powerful just like you?
here's what he said to me.

just unform, unform.
whatever existed, will be no more.
The futures all yours to unform.
the worlds are not enough to satisfy your powerlust.
Just unform, unform.

When I was just a little boy
I asked my uncle Eclipse, "What will I be?"
will I be a desert seed farmer?
Will I be a dud exterminator?
Will I be powerful just like you?
here's what he said to me,

just unform, unform.
whatever is created will be exterminated.
The futures all yours to decimate.
decimagic is the thing for you and me.
Just unform, unform.

Just unform, unform.
whatever existed be will be no more
The futures all yours to unform
the worlds are not enough to satisfy your powerlust.
Just unform....aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

* The air shimmers and a shower of luminescent golden sparks erupt from Karuna's fingers and penetrate Eclipse's chest. Eclipse with hand over chest, an open mouth expressing pain, collapses to the ground, with a loud thud. Then, suddenly as fast as he appeared, Karuna melts back into the crowd of thousands attending the event *

Vaisayakar: Wow! Eclipse has been injured. Its another terrorist attack as predicted. People are screaming, dodging and diving the astray force bolts everywhere. Its complete chaos here. Security officials are trying to control the mass hysteria and emergency staff can be seen carrying away Eclipse's limp corpse.

Eclispe is DEAD!

* Crackling sound *
beep! beep! beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!

MRN: We are sorry this live broadcast has been lost due to a technical fault. We leave you now, as a new era dawns over Rainbow Maiden World. Could this be the end of a truely evil regime! We will have to see what the future unfolds before us!

Mosga Radio News, Rainbow Catastrophe Broadcasting Corporation.



MRN (Mosga Radio News) ... Inter-spatial Frogulation ...
BROADCAST no:9

MRN: Several rumors have been spreading in the go-krida universe pertaining to the mysterious teleportation of Lady froggy from Yellow moon to Blue Twin. Over to Janikah, who has been able to arrange an exclusive interview with Dr. Felix, Scientific Division of EPRI (Eclipsian Private Research Initiative) based at Yellow moon.

Janikah: Dr. Felix, it has been alleged that there maybe a link between the mysterious disappearance of Lady Froggy and your current research efforts into Spatial Magic?

Dr. Felix:Our current research findings are a giant step forward for eclipsian citizens. The science division has for the last two months been working on the final phase of the project on 'Inter-spatial Frogulation' which is being headed by our (mad) scientist Eclipstein. An expert in the spatial magic field. The first major test of the work, which was suppose to have been used on a dud but unfortunately Lady Froggy stumbled upon the test site and ripped through the spatio-temporal distortion undulations along with the dud subject.

Any feedback from the test dud and Lady froggy should show whether it is a success and further more safe for use. This accidental breakthrough has sped up research 100 fold, with the next major test being only a few days away.

Janikah: EPRI has a reputation for unlawfully acquiring unwilling guinea pigs. There is no guarantee of the safe return of Lady Froggy, complications due to lack of continguency procedures for accidental multi-teleportation may lead to unforseeable adaptations automated by the teleportation process. We may get back a 'DudFrog' - semi conscious being with a very poor standard of life. However, it may be the case that EPRI is just exploiting an unrelated event to boost its own private funding from it's supporters with their fat wallets.

Janikah - Mosga Radio News, Yellow Moon.

MRN: 'Praijyan', our newly posted correspondent at Blue Twin was able to briefly speak with Lady Froggy.

Praijyan: Lady Froggy your teleportation between YM and BT has instilled an unhealthy interest in spatial magic amongst go-kridians everywhere, Even EPRI have made a statement claiming to have been responsible for your teleportation. Can you give me a brief summary of what actually happened.

Lady Froggy: Well, I was going about my normal business; supervising my subordinates on a building project, a 4th temple on YM, when suddenly I felt a sharp pull, the landscape around me became blurred, I 'flickered out' into a spreading transparency from head to foot and Hey presto! before you could say Buzz Aldrin, I was on Blue Twin. 'God knows what I’m doing here!, I’m sposta have fun and come back soon. As for EPRI's statment, what a load of Dudfrog!

Praijyan: Lady Froggy seems to be suspiciously reserved and divulges only what appear to be half-truths. What could she be hidding? Is Lady Froggy aiding divine intervention for a greater purpose, or will the continued EPRI tests to be followed through with in the next few days return her back to Yellow Moon. We will have to wait and see"

Praijyan - Mosga Radio News, Blue Twin.

MRN: "If EPRI indeed has discovered a new advanced form of teleportation similar in likeness to Portal Craft, but with far more potential which can overcover further distance restrictions than 'The Fallen Empire of Eclispe' may rise again, should we start worrying now and act promptly? or should we delve deeper into Lady Froggy's experience and try to unravel what really may have happened and whether there are other more divinely inspired motivations/causes for 'Inter-spatial Frogulation'?"

Mosga Radio News, Rainbow Catastrophe Broadcasting Corporation, Rainbow Catastrophe.



MRN (Mosga Radio News) ...The Falkenberg-gate conspiracy ...
BROADCAST no:10

MRN: Janikah, MRN's correspondent stationed at Yellow Moon has obtained a leaked document, revealing the EPRI Schedule for the second test of their 'Inter-spatial Frogulation Experiment'.

Janikah: The leaked document; 'EISF-TS-11234: EPRI Inter-spatial Frogulation Test Schedule' was posted for my attention by an anonymous person. The person is known to me and I will respect his/her wishes to remain anonymous. The document however was confiscated by the UNGK (United Nations of Go-Krida). We have been able to quote the following extract from this document since it has already been published prior to its confiscation in the MDT (Mosga Daily Times), by which time it was too late to withdrawn the article from the printing press.

* Janikah reads the extract *

"... with regards to the froggy incident,... if you can post this on mosgas forum incase the subject lands there... Second test,... a dud called Falkenberg in roughly 3 hrs should be teleported somewhere... If any of our technicians spot him could they report his whereabouts to EPRI section 007 unit 1a. A positive confirmation can be determined by the residual energy effect causing the air to shimmer. Watch out for this before reporting any sighting. It will save time if an accurate measurement of the air shimmering frequency is also reported, as the rate can vary between various natural background air shimmer frequencies ... Lets hope it all goes well ... all hail Eclipse!".

Janikah - Mosga Radio News, Yellow Catastrophe on Yellow Moon.

MRN: The UNGK is interested in monitoring EPRI activities, as it believes the dud Falkenberg has only been 'glazed over for 7 days now. It has been a point of contention for a while now amongst soul rights organisations, such as 'Duds-U-like', on whether a dud glazed over for under 14 days can be considered to be fully dudified, as a glimmer of life may still persist even during this period. It may be unlawful for EPRI to implement such tests without the appropriate authorisation from Go-Krida officials.

The teleportation will have taken place by 0700 hrs go-krida time.

Mosga Radio News, Rainbow Catastrophe Broadcasting Corporation,Rainbow Catastrophe.